Sticks and Stones... Amiright?

A little under a week ago, I got off work from the bakery and came home to find my sister, who lives with us, had still not registered for school. For the past year, nearly daily, I've asked her, gently, "Hey, did you apply for a new job today?"

"How's the search for a major going?"

"Called your parents today?"

"Will you please do the dishes? If I have to do another thing in the house I'm going to puke all over you."

And her answers were varied..."No." was just as common as "Yes."

You see, she's a really good person, my sister. She loves puppies and sunrises and such. She's the flip side of the coin that I am. Where our shared life experience pushed me into the superlative and gave me some serious brass, it made her gentle. It made her quiet. It made her avoid confrontation At. All. Costs.

So, sometimes, her desire to avoid confrontation comes off a little bit like being a huge effing liar liar pants on fire. But she isn't...she just isn't going to speak her mind if you bulldoze her. Which is why I had to learn this past year how to be more empathetic. How to stop. How to repeat. How to listen. She taught me that, my sister, when no one else has been able to.

So when I came home from my shift at the bakery, already raw from being told what to do all day and cleaning the espresso machine to the extremely detailed specifications of my manager and delicately handling pastries so as to not destroy them...when I got home, I needed to see some progress. Any, really, from my sister. Because she has been telling me for a year she was going to enroll and hadn't yet. And on this night she did. And I was so proud. I still am, especially in light of the shit show that ensued.

I have loved Facebook for nine years now. It has chronicled my life through my wilder twenties, through two pregnancies, a wedding, and lots of holidays. Facebook was there for me when I lost a baby I desperately wanted. It was there for me when I got my degree(s) and for so long, it has served as a tool to connect me to my family, who are so far away.

So I posted her acceptance into school onto Facebook. Before she told her mom. Before she told her dad. And they noticed.

It is a long conversation that happened. And it was ugly. There was miscommunication stemming from a visit to her mother, a voiced willingness to think about the idea of moving home with her parents (our parents) and a decision on her part to not do that. And a conversation during which I displayed what my friend Vicki would call an heroically level head. I am not a level headed person. I'm Kali...destroyer of nations and feelings and relationships. But I love these people who spoke that night. Intensely. And so I kept my head. Until 2 am when weeping in the bathroom and wondering how everything went so wrong.

I don't tell you all of this, dear reader, for sympathy. This was implied in the conversation that night...that my "pathetic attempts to garner sympathy from the internet are sad" and how stupid am I to have gotten my PhD when so much money can be had without one. It is not for your sympathy that I write, my friends, it is so you can know what this struggle is like so that if you ever experience it, you aren't alone. If you know someone who is less prone to introspection than I, you know how to help. And yes, it is a vent for my boiling, churning, undercurrent.

Because I didn't realize how angry I am about my life right now. But I am. And I am fighting like a woman possessed to change it. And now you know more about what it is to be under loved, under paid, and under appreciated.

P.S. The next day, my chosen family in North Carolina, out of the blue, called to tell me they were going to clean our house because "It wasn't dirty, but it'll sell better if it smells clean and fresh."

Just because.

Just because THAT is what family does.

 

Every Time You Leave a Tip, A Baby Seal Claps His Eensie-Weensie Hands!

Oh my. How much fun is the bakery before the sun rises?

Today I got to meet our resident intellectual. He's a Catholic school literature teacher who takes his coffee sweetened...but he doesn't open the raw sugar packets. That's up to the lowly baristas.

This morning, clad in his gingham Izod shirt with plaid Izod boat shoes and chino pants, he took the time to explain to me that he knows "its kind of tough to remember these things, but his coffee should be 25% black and 75% Mexican Chocolate with enough room for four raw sugars. Not regular sugar, it's bad for the human body, you see? The brown has less additives."

Seriously?

Thanks for the pseudoscience, buddy.

 

Then he sat in a corner and highlighted his brand new copy of Wuthering Heights...and his bible.

And I couldn't help wondering what kind of comparisons to Cathy and Heathcliff he might draw in his class. While I always thought the enduring shadowboxing of two souls doomed/destined to be together was poetic, it never smacked biblical to me. Because I never went to a parochial school, beyond Gilgamesh and C.S. Lewis, I didn't spend too much time drawing biblical comparisons. But if this guy is an indication of the caliber of instruction, I'm feeling lucky to have been educated at good old public RHS.

Seeing these people every day and serving them coffee gives me pause. I keep being struck by the terrible feeling that I was also once guilty of such unintentional, blatant douchebaggery. Having worked in service, I've always been ultra-polite and kind of an over-tipper...but maybe I've done this to people too? The power of our words and their tone is constantly on my mind these days.

And speaking of tips: your barista, on average, spends more time making your tall, skinny soy macchiato with an extra shot and double drizzle than your bartender does pouring you a Bud Lt. Tip appropriately.

 

 

Pushers

There is something effortless in transitioning back to a service mentality. It feels sometimes like I never really left it in the first place. My life has always centered around ensuring that people have enough: love, food, advice, data, beer, coffee. Six of one...

I think the most startling difference in where I've been and where I am is how unaccustomed I now am to people doubting me. For nearly five years now, I have been in the business of being in charge...these days, I'm a worker bee, a grunt, a rent-a-brain, a towel with legs.
The owner of the bakery and I were chatting tonight about how she needs to increase volume and can't figure out how to get people into the building. I said I thought the ambience didn't fit what people are looking for. She has the lights up, the music on 80's, 90's, and today, and there is no real swagger to the place. Then I realized I'd thrown my opinion out there and expected her to take it as law...so I back-pedaled a little and mumbled something about spending lots of time in coffee shops during college. She kind of non-committal nodded and then walked away. I put together some more pastry boxes and shut the hell up.

I wonder at my ego. It was beaten out of me during graduate school, but it was clearly reborn. Do we all eventually begin to define ourselves by what we do rather than who we are? When does this happen? Does it happen to everyone? I have been fighting the impulse to explain this job away to every customer who looks at me with even a hint of curiousity. "I am grateful for this job. It's honest. It's lucky. It's temporary." I say it inside like a mantra thousands of times a day. On the inside. I bite my tongue...because in a rare bout of sensitivity, I realized that several of the people working there do not have a mantra. They want to be there. They have enough. The bakery, baking, being a barista, its enough for them. And who the fuck am I to belittle their choices?

For my entire life, I have expected to do work that changes lives and changes the world. I have never, until now, doubted my ability to do these things. But I left an admission to the Physicians Assisting program at ECU to come to Texas. There is every chance that ECU was my shot and I won't get another. I'm certainly not getting younger. So there is a sense of panic bubbling under my surface. "This is how people get caught up and then turn around and they are 65 and a new career doesn't make sense any more. You're too old. Don't be ridiculous. It's too late. You already missed that boat. Accept your life as it is and stop wanting more. You have enough. There is never enough..." And on and on my mind rambles.
But it's enough for now to work hard, pay my bills, and pray that this is, in fact, temporary. Because like it or not, like the fabled Ms. Norbury from the cult classic Mean Girls, I am, in fact, a pusher; of myself, of others who is reaping the consequences of my world view by working three jobs and feeling a skosh hollow. And I don't know when or if I will ever be satisfied. But even if I never am, I will almost certainly never have my fill of trying.

The Road Here was Paved with the Absence of State Taxes

It hasn't been all that long ago that I spent my nights plying people with hooch and pretending to be stupid so I could earn higher tips. It hasn't been that long, but it feels like forever.

On July 24th, my family and I completed the four day trek across the Southeast from Garner, North Carolina to Addison, Texas. Garner is a suburb of Raleigh, capital and home to the highest concentration of PhDs in possibly the whole world. Addison is a funky suburb of Dallas, and is home to many restaurants, banking centers, and, apparently, the most *progressives* of North Dallas. There are some other neighborhoods in the metro area with some culture and color, but I haven't found any that also offered safety and reasonable rent.

Yes, dear reader, you read correctly, I said "rent". Because we are renting here in Addison. Fourteen hundred and thirty-seven adorable feet in a hip, urban oasis called Addison Circle. We love it here; it's walkable, there is booze within spitting distance of our front door, five pools, dog parks, fountains, and a general community feel. But it isn't home. It isn't the split-level we were building into our dream home back in NC.

Speaking of the house - it's still for sale...and not going fast. So we've got a mortgage on top of our hip, urban rent.

So that leads me to this: we moved to Addison because Andy, who followed me across the country, got offered his dream job with his company. There are scads of chances for advancement in this southwest market, and he needed to jump on one of them. But remember when I told you about the deep pool of PhDs in NC (of which I am one)? In Texas, 8% of the population has a PhD, which means that the booming Big D economy is NOT built on the back of education.

So, I was lucky to get an adjunct position teaching at Brookhaven College, which is a part of the STELLAR Dallas Community College system...but that's three hours per week...not enough. Then I landed an Instructional Assistant position with DCCCD...thirteen dollars an hour, thirteen hours per week...close....still not there....so now I'm also working at the Polkadot Bakery in my building, which, though totally unrelated to anything I've ever done...is currently helping pay the bills.

Which leads me to this blog. I plan to keep this blog as a chronicle of my first months here in Texas. The temperature is hell-adjacent, the people are not as Southern as I expected, but I am finding hints of joy in bizarre places.

It is possible, even probable, that my life is going to take a screeching left turn here. You really should come along for the ride. It might be breathtaking.